The world I want to live in

“Dear Chipotle,

I often find myself hungry while at home — be it in the early morning, or late evening — without anything to eat. I come to you offering a remedy to this problem. I implore you to construct a Chipotle Mexican Grill in my backyard. I guarantee you that my backyard is a prime location and will see constant patronage. Moreover, it would be beneficial to my and my staggering low weight for it to be open twenty-four hours, seven days a week. So, please, hear my calls. I am hungry, and I may not last much longer.

Sincerely,

Christian T. Doswell, Esq.”

Written in crayon…getting mailed tomorrow.